Romantic dinner

"You're holding me captive yet you wish for me to have dinner with you? What's up with that?"

"I'm trying to make you fall in love with me. I saw that once in a movie -it can work that way."

"Well, I once saw in a movie that a man ate another man's brains out while talking to him! And do you see me doing that?"

"I did, once. I didn't like it that much though."

"Oh... I see. Well, I still think it's morally wrong to make someone love you by holding them hostage and demand that they have fancy dinners with you."

"Oh, but that's ok. I don't do morals, I'm actually pretty immoral."

"I see... But being like this won't do you any good. I don't think I could fall for someone like you."

"My personality isn't really the issue, because I am stunning to look at. Plus, I can make fancy dinners."

"That's probably both true, but I think I am going to have to decline your offer for dinner."

"It's not an offer."

"I see... But do you really think you could be happy with me, if I don't really love you?"

"I'm pretty good at lying to myself."

"So basically there's no hope of escape for me?"

"No."

"What's for dinner?"